With Booty in Ooty!!!

9th (June 9th 2011) evening - and the journey began.

EXPERIMENT I (Dont travel in trains that have garib suffixed anywhere in the string)

Thanks to Garib rath for making us realize how garib people live their life. A short warning beforehand could have saved humans from the terrible journey. That is how our journey began and I was having thoughts of a bad trip ahead... We slept like dead logs before our station arrived and we took a taxi to drop us home... The day passed by with lunch and a few taunts and tiffs and a few discussions for the party spot and finally we were ready for the party... Happie biddae didi was the occasion :-)... O.. THe most irritating thing of the journey - mister nobz who always kept asking...can we eat frankie now? He asked that about 15 times?




10th evening - happy people entering a new pub not knowing how the jungle would be...

EXPERIMENT II (Goto pubs you/your friends have already visited else you are in for lame music)

The pub was named zero something and I did not enjoy the music one bit... There were no songs played - I mean wth? We all had beers and lots of blah...Shots too... Best part that happened to me (best?) -- I was dancing and a thin and a fat gal came and brushed my butt twice... Initially I thought it was by mistake but the third time I noticed that they did it willingly. Please do not ask me what went over my head but the fourth time I brushed my butt (a little too hard - more like a hit) and then I did not see them anymore... For unknown reasons didi was trying to push me over to some girl so that I could get settled...LOL..Funny people...The more funnier part was the waiter - he had some nice name which none of us heard but he asked us to call him Push! After all that is what we wanted at a pub - a push!!... The man had ossom english and we were forced to laugh at quite a few instances...Nevertheless..The whole evening went good and then we came back home...Rinzi di managed to flick a glass - chor! O btw..Whatever beer he gave was nice!!!...We went home and then few things were experimented on me which cannot be disclosed - TOP SECRET! (Popat - I have scores to settle)...



11th morning - The trip for OOTY begins...

EXPERIMENT III (Never travel with hung over people... They keep hanging)

The next morning we expected the cab to arrive at 6 A.M as promised but we were asleep for a good hour more... By the time we entered the cab, it was 8. And then we stopped for breakfast - while the girls hogged onto anything around them, I settled in with a lemon juice - was such a relief I tell you...

The ride - to be frank was boring(as boring as this post)... Everyone slept their ass of instead of enjoying the ride/scenery... I was in my own world as the place was new to me...We then stopped for lunch at a stupid place where the food sucked, people too and the girls created a mess searching for a loo!!! They finally were happy removing some stale data from their tummy... The ride went on and on and we did not have good music to listen to either... We reached pretty late to the resort which was named 'The SABOL Holidays' (EXPERIMENT IV - Never go to a resort which will take eons to reach)'...The resort was rather a good one so I will spare popat!!!...

Tired and messed up, we took a hot shower and then we were on the dining table eating pretty ok food... O btw...Food sux if the place is != 'HYDERABAD'...After done with supper, we took a short walk outside and tried killing the cold with badminton and TT...Ofcourse didi was the best player of all (I may be telling the truth but you will not believe it...so lets just make fun of that statement and move on)...




In the night we sang a few songs (ofcourse we had Sonu nigam aka neo with us - another joke) and finally when we were tired, we made up a few ghost stories, scared everyone up and dozed off... We got up, had awesome tea, sat talking to each other for a while and then we were back onto our old mission...Food!!

12th morning...

We had an awesome breakfast and then we checked out from that place...The scenic beauty was awesome and I and popat came to few conclusions...

a) We will not be going to any more hill stations - its far - one look at the place and the place looks same then on.
b) Lets opt for beaches where we can atleast relax and do sight seeing... its near, the place is different every other moment :)...(chicks keep coming/keep going)



Of the few places we went to - there was a waterfall with water missing in it;a boat ride which was kind of ok ok :)...;A shooting sight where peekay and popat and obviously didi were tad bit closer to flying away...And before we could realize, we were heading back home... On our way, we saw many elephants, monkeys and some sorta bull (forgot the name)... We also caught a glimpse of something like panther chasing a monkey which was for a moment awesome...



The long ride ended around 11:30 p.m. and we reached home tired and dead... Ate little crap and we went back to sleep....



13th morning...

Whats a day without any fights... Popat had plans and I too...Dumb thing... I and nobz ended up shopping for peekay and didi and popat skimmed through the groceries... Finally we started for the station, spoke to the TC and got the seats resolved and after probably 2-3 hrs of chat, we parted ways...None of us could sleep fiftully...In the morning we caught an MMTs and headed back home...The journey ended with moments to cherish... Time with family is always good... With people whom you lou and people you care for.. Once in a year or two and I wish such things stay intact...


Times...They change... Just when I thought I had a bed rock beside me, the bed started crackling down and now - nothing seems sure... I can just hope that things remain the same... People are gonna get settled soon and I hope the people that enter your lives be good to you guys... If things work out, we can plan the same thing time and again probably with more people that u guys get in ur life... People whom you are gonna call ur better half!!!


P.S: Love you guys :)

The Crunch :)

Well well...What brings me here again? You must have seen me speak about cash every now and then and it so happens that I actually talk about it with those people as well who are not so important in my life... Well... I had to stop this - so I thought let me just rant about it here which is a place that strangers rarely visit and I figured out that I will be making my blog private soon (probably) which will keep my rants more private and I can rant about it to the hilt...Lemme go flashback for a moment - the days when I was in school...Lou those days - I could never say I lou those days when I was in school :)... Dad used to gimme say 5 bucks.. or probably 10.. The max I spent was 6 bucks the whole day and that included my transport...My bus pass came for a frikking Rs 5/- :)... But most of the time the buses were jam packed and the thought of auto came in...Ignored autos as they were costly or so I felt...So it was the last step of the bus and unlimited air supply that I used to get... Whoa..miss those days...These days its either a car or a bike... Worst case - auto...Never a bus.. Those are the so called luxuries that an IT job offers u... Having said that - given a chance, I would lou to go back to school and take those 10 bucks from dad and spend them wisely instead of opting for this day which includes going to posh places and spending a minimum of 100 bucks per curry...At places, roti costs you a frikking 45 - and the quality is equal to ghanta... In short, now is the stage that I felt I can be independent - financially but then...There is this twist...I call it a credit card - which gives a person that extra bit of support when it comes to monetary crisis and which also makes u more free in spending...Thanks to this shitty concept that made my life more shitty :)...On one side I enjoy benefits of spending even when I dont have money - on the other hand - my cc bill is the cause that leaves me with no money right on the next day of my salary...Ahhh... I got a new job, a few more pennies to spend but then... I have realized one more thing...The more you earn, the more you start spending...In my case, whenever I think of saving, things pop up from nowhere that require loads of money :)... I think saving is something that cannot be a part of my life :)...

Today, I enjoy my life cribbing about money cuz its all taken away by my credit card and I still wonder if I could grab that life which no longer exists but was fun...Those 10 bucks held more meaning in my life than the thousands I earn on this current date!!!

After all..Shit happens and u can never stop shitting! :)



Yea right!!

And he too takes the next step!!

And he too takes the next step!!

Wonder how small life is...One moment you learn to walk...The other to run...Followed by learning to live...and then end up with a person of opposite gender and breed and make a promise of spending your life with them... Funny as it sounds marriage holds mandatory tag mark above it and whether you want/like it or not - you will be forced into it at some point of time in your life...

Anyways, having said that...This time its my bro...It rarely happens that your parents go to their hometown for attending marriages and suddenly give you a call saying - 5th Feb 2011 and its his big day...He is getting engaged... For a moment I was taken aback but then I was happy for ma bro... Needless to say I did not invite anyone to be a part of my celebration as its way far in Lucknow and my friends would be more interested in spending one evening where they can have free food and kick me for having more fun...I call that reception btw...And if this is an assumption then yes - I like assuming a lot of things and being wrong all the time! Makes me happy :)! Yea... So here I am...Travelling in AP express and the person who is driving (is the person who runs trains called a driver ?? Not sure! ) seems to be drunk for sure...Or probably he does not know how to manage the clutch and accelerator cuz whenever the train starts moving - its a proper jerk that we encounter...Sometimes its good enough to dislocate your head off ur neck... My bro will have a partner by his side very soon.. I will be wearing a so called suit on his engagement - trust me when I say this...The idea of buying + searching + wearing a suit is horrible...At the EOD you may get compliments which may range from a strange look to a 'o..you look good' but then.. I know how painful moving around in that robotic dress is!!!

Here is me wishing ma bro a very happy life ahead and I hope he remains happy :)....

Kismat ki raah naa tune likhi na maine...
Bande ki chaah naa tune sochi na maine...
Gar zindagi me mil jaye koi apna..
Isiko raahi kehte hain shaadi... na koi sapna...

Yea right :)!!!

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O yes… 2011 it is …And it is a new year… Not to forget the new year party bash which almost got ruined based on the choice of place for partying but then… It did go on good…After all that was the first time ever I took bath – “in beer”… O come on…Like there was a choice…The floor which was supposed to be dry was wet – beer again!... H-lounge was the place… The place was pretty huge and there was a dance floor at one place and a hall for the so called single people! Couples could go and dance – what bull…But then – its India darling… You got to count the odds! For all you know you may be with your boy fren and at the next dance step you may find yourself with me (worst case scenarioJ)… So…To all the people who were there at the party…and to all the jackasses for getting shit drunk and making me drop their shitty ass at their home – screw u!

U know…. I kept blaming the person for spoiling my plans at times…These days I have stopped cribbing… Cuz whenever something goes wrong cuz of someone – I find a story to remember :D…(o…btw… don’t go to H-lounge…No pretty girls…)...(o..btw..2012 is approaching... lets die this year huh?)

Yea right!!!

ADP again!!

Well then... I basically thought that when I return back to my blog talking about ADP it would be the harsh fact that I do not like work here either...But as it turns out - things seem to have begun on a very very positive note...If not for the box of surprises that was mailed home there was much more that was left that could surprise me...And I came to know about it today...


Shakti Sagar...The name as it sounds is a very common name but then it will not be a bad idea to admit that he is the right person who is leading ADP in India.... He began his career selling calculators followed with a few more things that included PC's and a few more things that a salesman would try to sell a company... He was one of the directors of Intergraph who proceeded on his work being a part of De shaw company...And as it turns out - the 5 directors who created De shaw - moved on at times unknown - one forming Broadridge and the other stands as the person, a constant motivator, the root cause for ADPs success... And yes - as I know him he is 'Shakti' - the don :).... A 4 hour session was taken by him today... Initially began with the introduction part where about 8 gals and 7 guys will hafta give their introduction... The guys give their intro and then he leaves the stage after selecting the girl... This went on - a lady named Mary framed my name!... I stepped up and told my name and my passion which was playing a multiplayer game named Counter Strike...This was the first ever time that I did not speak about my actual passion which was 'making people smile' but then....At the end of the whole session "Shakti" told that his passion was to make people smile... Some sorta positive energy ran through me saying "ur passion comes back to u no matter what" ....For souls who have visited my site just for the heck of it - for the first time and who do not know me..."This is me - a person who wants to make people smile around him...be it a mere stranger or be it the love of his life"....... I enjoyed the session thoroughly if not for the stupid jerks in the crowd who asked him stupid questions and did not leave any leaf unturned! Ufff...Felt like kicking their butt big time...

The MD of my company stands as a living example of patience, excellence with leadership qualities that can actually get back a dead person alive...(Its a metaphor if u are trying to find logic in that statement).... The induction period was done n dusted by 8:45 today and it left me in a very positive state of mind....I hope things work out for me and I hope my future is gonna be bright...

Yea right :)...